Category: Present
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Kids, You’re Killing Daddy
1/31/2026 Kids, you are killing Daddy. So, I just finished showering. I wanted to clip my toenails because it is easier to cut your nails after showering. Then, the world started spinning, and I became really dizzy. Thankfully, your mommy was there and told me to sit against the wall. I just lay on the…
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From Satanic Greens to Deliciousness
Kids, let me tell you about the Devil/Satan. They like to eat salads. Just kidding… Only kind of. Growing up, there were very few scenarios in which we would eat uncooked greens. Hm… I can’t think of any right now. As you know, Daddy thinks that food is beautiful and that most food can be…
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When Cooking Stopped and Love Showed Up
1/21/2026 Kids, there is a season for everything, including not cooking. That’s a shocker, huh? Child #1’s six-week premature birth hit mommy and daddy like a storm. Water breaks like the movies at 5 am (The midwives swore that there was a smaller chance of that happening). The on-call nurse said that we have to…
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The Food That Made Me 