Tag: family
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My First Near-Death Experience
Kids, you don’t forget your first near-death experience. I was in elementary school. Maybe first grade. It was Mother’s Day, and my older sister, who was eight years older, and I wanted to do something nice for our mommy. My memory is kind of foggy on what we decided, but there was fresh juice involved.…
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Kids, You’re Killing Daddy
1/31/2026 Kids, you are killing Daddy. So, I just finished showering. I wanted to clip my toenails because it is easier to cut your nails after showering. Then, the world started spinning, and I became really dizzy. Thankfully, your mommy was there and told me to sit against the wall. I just lay on the…
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From Satanic Greens to Deliciousness
Kids, let me tell you about the Devil/Satan. They like to eat salads. Just kidding… Only kind of. Growing up, there were very few scenarios in which we would eat uncooked greens. Hm… I can’t think of any right now. As you know, Daddy thinks that food is beautiful and that most food can be…
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The Food That Made Me 